Month: November 2018

I kept the pictures large in size because they are so funny to both of us. Scott seems a little mentally disturbed, but in my opinion, it adds to the hilarity.

His full name is Scott Ciavarra.
His address is 14546 Brooke Hollow Blvd, San Antonio TX, 78232.
He’s single, jobless, and lives with his parents.
DOB: 5/7/1993.
Phone number: 210-202-7169
Since he doesn’t work, today he pawned $40 worth of stuff so he could afford to call us. He said that he sold some designer shirts and stuff.
He invites anyone to come visit his address and use spray paint to graffiti the word “loser” all over his house and car. A special reward goes out to whoever does it first.
His car is a blue 2-door Saturn.
He has vandalism coverage on his insurance so don’t feel bad about slashing his tires. Go for it. He won’t call the cops.

Phil is a loser who craves to be harshly degraded and will do anything we ask him to (unless he doesn’t have the materials or supplies to do so). It’s fun and entertaining to get creative with Phil, since he always provides pictures as proof.

 

Phil is always up for rubbing a lot of peanut butter all over himself.

Chocolate and peanut butter are a great flavor combination so chocolate syrup had to be added onto Phil’s chest. It is also nice and sticky.

I thought adding some toilet paper to the mess would be a good idea, since it will dry to the peanut butter and chocolate and stick on there.

Phil is just way too much fun. Aren’t you jealous? Don’t you wish you were him? The peanut butter-toilet paper combination is awesome and we have done it multiple times. It is so humiliating for Phil and the toilet paper gets really stuck onto the peanut butter, almost like it’s glued on. It’s especially difficult to get off when his roommates are home and he has to sneak around them, hehe!

Then, Phil let his ex-girlfriend know about his peanut butter habits.

We also enjoy making Phil explore his trash can as much as possible.

…and then make him REALLY explore it!

Since he is human garbage, it’s good practice to make Phil get very intimate with his trash.

One time, Phil found some old fried chicken in his trash can!

Alexa thought it would be practical to use the fried chicken from the trash as lubricant since it is so greasy.

Phil also likes to dress up and look pretty.

He alerted another ex-girlfriend of his loser weirdo activities. This time, it was him cross-dressing and writing her name on his forehead like a dumbass and a creep.