Steve is back (pics)

Steve is back and feeling sluttier than ever. We are trying to encourage him to take an Uber to the adult sex shop to grab some makeup and a toy while we are on Skype with him. He tends to be all over the place when he calls us, though, so it can be hard to get him to focus on one task at a time.

We also want to get him to go to CVS so he can print out a lingerie-clad picture of himself to stick into his next door neighbor’s mailbox. So many exciting plans.

Here’s his email, incase anyone wants to send him emails of admiration: [email protected]

Here are some pics for now – we have more to come soon!

Sexy little upskirt pic
Loving the classic, plaid skirt with the pleats. That shade of pink is adorable.
Rocking the skirt.
He called this a teddy, even though it’s definitely a babydoll. Sissy Steve has so much to learn.
Getting turned on watching him suck that dildo.

Rick (pics)

Rick can’t get a girlfriend! He says that he is too ugly to get one. The only way he can get off is by calling cam girls. He looks like a pale, loser shut-in and was jerking his cock off furiously when he called.
In fact, Rick hasn’t had a girlfriend in 10 whole years! Wow, talk about embarrassing.
No wonder he has to jerk off all of the time.
I doubt Rick remembers how to have a conversation with a girl. I bet he wouldn’t even be able to keep his dick up with a girl because he jerks off so much. Being such a limpdick, we’re sure that it would be a humiliating experience.

Rick the fucking loser grinning for the camera.
Embarrassing.
In the middle of jerking off. (What else is new?)
HAHA! 10 years of no girlfriends. All he can do is cum to cam girls if he wants any female attention.

David?

I wrote this on notepad, but I forget the session that this is from: We talked to David today – he is a faggot and he wants to suck cock for us on cam.

He definitely mentioned that he wanted to be on our site. Not sure whether we took any screenshots of him. David, you’d better follow through and suck cock for us.

Leslie (pics+videos)

This is Leslie. He has wanted to be our #1 loser for a long time, but his calls are intermittent so he has a tough time maintaining that status. We’ve had him to complete an array of humiliating tasks for us, though. We’ve had him take pictures inside of his gross driveway trash can, we’ve had him fuck a hole he made in the dirt, piss off of his balcony… lots of fun times with Leslie.

It’s time for a swirly! Yay!

That’s him with his piss-soaked panties resting atop his idiotic face.

We told him to write Sexy Princesses (as well as other things) on himself with a marker. We’re pretty sure that we also gave him phrases to repeat verbally in the video, but this ended up being the shitty end result. Oh well. Whatever.

This is him pissing the panties that were resting atop his face in the earlier video. It’s really dark – Leslie clearly isn’t technologically-inclined. We’ll take what we can get, though. Can you see the stream and hear the trickling?

Here are some old ones that I dug up:

Yes, he is cleaning his ass with his toothbrush. There’s a pic with the head of the toothbrush in his mouth, but I left it out for privacy purposes.
This isn’t the photo of him fucking a hole in the dirt, but it’s from around that time.
I guess we made him stick the straw from his coffee drink up his ass? I don’t even remember this.
Not until when I recently combed through our email had I realized that we’ve made him stick so many things up his own ass.
Here he is in his recycling bin… in his birthday suit!
I’m not sure what that is. A shaven piece of cucumber? Any guesses, readers?
Licking the inside of his shoe?
Haha, it’s #1 loser playing in the trash again.
HAHAHA. I also don’t remember this one. I (Alexa) did enjoy making guys pour sticky liquids onto themselves as an adhesive at one point. I would guess that it’s honey and cheerios, but the liquid doesn’t look viscous enough. Maybe Celeste would remember, but she’s in the other room as I write this post.
Celeste likes making losers do things with peanut butter. I think that she had one guy fuck a peanut butter jar and he really enjoyed himself, so the concept stuck.
These are holes that he dug in the ground to fuck.
Rubbing his cock against a tree.
Last Earth-fucking picture that I could find. I wonder whether it’s the last hole that he has fucked since then.

There are other pictures that I would upload and show you guys, but they show parts of Leslie’s face and I’m not sure how much he wants this side of himself to be revealed to the world. Seems like he may actually have a reputation to lose, unlike some of you jerkoffs.

He usually calls for instructed self-abasement when he is drunk and at an emotional low, so we’re not sure how soon he is going to call again. It’s inevitable, though. If he checks on our site frequently (since he does know about it), maybe seeing this post will make him remember all of the good times and call again pronto. Come on, Leslie! You’re falling behind in the ranks!

Chris (pics)

This is Chris. He’s obviously a loser and he was down for whatever we wanted him to do, but he was in a hotel room so we didn’t have much to work with. We had a great time, though.

Fun fact: Alexa loves watching losers give themselves swirlies.

Can you tell that his face and hair are all wet? It’s from the loser swirly.
He’s a disgusting toilet mouth.

He did an excellent job at twerking. We didn’t even ask. Seemed like he had already had a lot of practice.
He says that it’s not a big deal to lick toilets and drink their water because they’re actually sterile. Haha.

Alexa isn’t in any of these because our wireless Logitech keyboard doesn’t seem to have a screenshot button… she was leaning out of the shot to reach the screenshot button on the other keyboard.

He’s such a big, gay bitch.
He’ll suck cock on webcam for us one of these days. Nice panties, by the way.
That’s toilet water that he’s drinking. He says, “it’s actually sterile.” We say, “PUKE!
See? He’s scooping water from the toilet. We were not lying to you.
Him twerking in front of his open hotel window. It was dark outside so he definitely would have been completely exposed, had someone actually walked by.

Encouraging jerkoffs to publicly humiliate themselves is so much fun. Reminds me (Alexa) of the one time when one of our callers (not Chris) jizzed on the hood of his neighbor’s car for us on Skype. It was the middle of the night and he was butt naked. Last time he did a session with us, he actually came while humping the floor of a public spa while we talked shit the whole time. Seriously, so fucking funny. We’ve watched guys do risky stuff in their neighborhoods, from a balcony, a car garage, an apartment lobby, the movie theatre… we are becoming tough to impress.

Anyways, those were the only pictures that we took of Chris that night. He was easy to humiliate (and docile, too). We wanted him to soak a pair of panties in a cup full of piss (so he could wring them out into his mouth), but he had trouble pissing with his cock so erect. Then he ran out of money. There’s always next time!