Month: April 2019

This is another humiliation junkie we talk to every once in a while. He’s done a few gross things for us, such as licking the carpet; giving himself a swirly; cumming in his beer and then chugging it. He spends much of his spare time masturbating to girls he met in high school or college, ones who have probably forgotten all about him by now. Keep dreaming, though, loser, so we can continue to capitalize on your pitiful sex life.

We need to make a SnapChat now so we can send this video to one of the girls he jerks his cock to. He gave us her username in a fervor of horny foolishness.

Sorry, we know that the video got taken down. We are looking for a new host that accepts inappropriate content.

Good job, loser! That is the second swirly that he has ever done for us.

We have more dirt on him that we will publish when we’re a little less busy.

We have a NiteFlirt caller named Diaper Dave – he is one of our favorite regulars. Although his name is Diaper Dave, he doesn’t wear actual diapers. They are plastic pants. He tends to correct us when we refer to his plastic pants as diapers.
He has a meek and unassuming demeanor, which makes him fun to play with. He doesn’t tell us how to dominate him and doesn’t top from the bottom. Even though wearing plastic pants is specifically his own fetish (he likes the texture and feel), he lets us play around and exercise our creativity.
When we connect on Skype he’s typically seated in a wooden chair, equipped with a select few food items: Cool Whip, an egg, honey, and a gag (which looks like it was fashioned with plastic pants material and a piece of string). He ran out of Cool Whip (and is concerningly low on honey), though, so hopefully he picks some up from the grocery store soon. He usually greets us with his face on camera before we tell him to tilt the webcam down so we can see his plastic pants, which he keeps closed tightly with his belt. We tell him to unbuckle his belt so the fun can begin.
­­­Our favorite way to start is by ordering him to stand up and turn around so he can generously drizzle sticky honey all over his butt crack inside of his plastic pants. We like to make him use honey first because it is very sticky, viscous, and probably tough to wash off, especially from hairy areas. Next is the canister of Cool Whip (if he has it). So creamy, fluffy and scrumptious! We baby talk and laugh while he dances around in discomfort from the wet, sticky mess on his butt. When we’re satisfied with the amount he has poured, we tell him to sit down, which he is always dramatic about. He cries aloud when his bum makes contact with the chair, visibly distressed, like someone just poured cold water on him. It’s hilarious how he does it every time.
We continue to make him squirt honey down the front side of his plastic pants, which is always moist already from precum dripping from his penis. He says that he precums a lot. After the honey, we make him crack the (raw) egg and pour it in there, too. He seems to have an aversion to the cold, slimy, gooey feeling the egg has. The Cool Whip comes last, since whipped cream always goes on top when you’re making dessert! He then begins to incorporate the ingredients by squishing them around on his penis through his plastic pants.

We tell him to put his gag on at some point during this whole process so he can shut up, since he makes a lot of noise when we instruct him to do these things. We laugh at and mock his muffled cries and protests. It isn’t long until we ask him to take it back off, though, and place it inside of his plastic pants for safe keeping. Wouldn’t want him to lose it! We then gently coax him to squish his cock around so it mixes with the gag and the delicious pantry ingredients.

When we are sure that the gag is liberally coated with egg, honey, and Cool Whip, we tell him sternly to put it back on. If he is a good boy, he puts it back on, but never without some whining, pleading, and/or moans of protest. If he is a bad boy, he cums in his plastic pants with his gag still in there. Lately, he has been a very bad boy. He has cum on multiple different occasions with his gag still inside of his plastic pants when we clearly wanted him to put it back over his mouth, so we have been brainstorming up a suitable punishment for him. We were thinking of making him put the cummy gag on anyways, making him stick extra eggs down his plastic pants the next time, or having him hit himself in the balls repeatedly. We have been having a tough time settling on a definite punishment.