“Alright, I give up. After the last several posts on your blog I realize I can’t even hope to compete with these fucking idiots. I’ve had this reaction a little before, but now I’m overwhelmed: As crazy as this is to contemplate, I can now go to your blog to feel better about myself. I’m completely serious. I am a pathetic, degenerate, self-hating loser and I can actually go to your blog now to remind myself that I do in fact have some dignity and a life. I may, in fact, be traumatized into being normal.
You guys, of course, remain the greatest thing to ever happen to losers like me. I love you, and I’m more sorry than ever for all the disgusting crap you have to put up with,
Okay, so in the last blog post I wrote that Sissy Slut was the most disgusting loser to have ever appeared on our blog, and that was true up until ten seconds ago when I realized that I have these screenshots of Ben Holland from when he ate dog shit for us yesterday. He picked it up from the ground when he was at a dog park. He said that the owner of the dog whose shit that he picked up actually thanked him. Haha. He then took it back home, wrapped it in a paper towel, put it in the freezer, and then called us the next day while it was thawing out. We got tired of waiting and told him to stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds, which made it very smelly and piping hot. Then he ate it for us on webcam. He was cringing and shuddering with what looked like pure disgust. We also made him rub the paper towel on his face, on the pillow that he sleeps with at night, and we had him stick pieces of it into his nostrils too.
The thing is, though, that we aren’t absolutely positive that it was real dog shit. He seemed genuinely traumatized when he ate it, but maybe he was putting on an act. He sent us a copy of his W-2 and his boss’s information, though, so he has to do it for us again or else we are going to hold him accountable and contact his boss. This time, he needs to take a video of himself picking the shit up from the dog park – I want a nice closeup of it so I can be sure that it is the same turd that will be going into his mouth on webcam.
Here are the screenshots that I took. Do you guys think that those stains look like they came from real dog shit? I wish that I had taken screenshots of him eating the actual turd.
“I just ate dog shit from the dog park” is what it says, if you can’t read the handwriting.
I forgot to mention that this loser paid our rent last month, so he gets extra points for being pathetic. He’s going to continue to pay our rent and our bills, too, or else. Oh, and he’s not allowed to make “cummies” (with his hitachi magic wand because he has a baby dick) without our permission, and even if he has permission, to do so will cost him one thousand dollars per princess.
My voice isn’t audible because I’m still learning how to use OBS, but I think that it’s pretty obvious what is going on here: he pissed his diaper and made out with it/wrung it out over his face and then jacked off to how disgusting he is. This week, when he has more time, he said that he is going to eat his shit and degrade himself in other ways for us. He is officially the most disgusting loser on our blog.
As you can see, I had him write “Sissy Bitch” on his forehead while he serviced a dildo in his lingerie.He got really turned on sucking it on cam for me.Had him write “faggot” on his chest.Then he offered to get a Grindr so he could suck cock for me, so I told him to download it and start messaging guys.He started getting messages immediately.
He ended up chickening out because he’s still afraid to suck cock, but I bet that we’ll get him to suck dick for us eventually. He said that he hasn’t had sex in ages, he can’t get hard unless he’s being humiliated, and that it’s likely that he’ll end up in chastity.
Hey everyone, this is Ant. He’s been a customer of ours for years. He has a small dick and loves being humiliated and degraded for it. He sucks a lot of dick and his wife has no clue. We asked him where he goes to find his cock – he told us that he finds the guys on Grindr and invites them over to his house while his wife is at work!
One time, he called us while he was wearing a tutu out in his backyard in the middle of the night. He ventured out further into his neighborhood and then ended up shooting his load on the hood of a neighbor’s car.
Another time, he called us while he was in a sauna, presumably a sauna where he sucks a lot of cock. He humped the floor of the bathroom while we laughed at him. He humps the floor/furniture for us every time he calls and it does not take long for him to get off.
I asked him if he got those tattoos when he was younger to hide that he has a little dick and he said yes. Overcompensation much? Anyways, he wanted us to post these pictures on the site so you can all know how much of a faggot he is.
He was wearing these panties when he most recently called.I’m pretty sure that this took place in his living room, while his wife was at work. She is so oblivious.“Yes, Sir.” Lmao!
