Dan

Annette has no idea about all of the extremely gay things that Dan has done – he has sucked tons of cock and licked his fair share of hairy buttholes so feel free to include something about that as well if you want. If you scroll down not too far you will find another post about Dan and Annette which includes pictures of their faces and such.

Also feel free to text them to let Annette know about how much Dan complains about her poor hygiene, her noxious stench and her big, loose, cavernous vagina that smells like a sewer. Or maybe how sometimes when he’s talking to phone sex operators and getting drunk he pisses into empty beer bottles and then drinks it.