Leslie (pics+videos) – Sexy Princesses

This is Leslie. He has wanted to be our #1 loser for a long time, but his calls are intermittent so he has a tough time maintaining that status. We’ve had him to complete an array of humiliating tasks for us, though. We’ve had him take pictures inside of his gross driveway trash can, we’ve had him fuck a hole he made in the dirt, piss off of his balcony… lots of fun times with Leslie.

It’s time for a swirly! Yay!

That’s him with his piss-soaked panties resting atop his idiotic face.

We told him to write Sexy Princesses (as well as other things) on himself with a marker. We’re pretty sure that we also gave him phrases to repeat verbally in the video, but this ended up being the shitty end result. Oh well. Whatever.

This is him pissing the panties that were resting atop his face in the earlier video. It’s really dark – Leslie clearly isn’t technologically-inclined. We’ll take what we can get, though. Can you see the stream and hear the trickling?

Here are some old ones that I dug up:

Yes, he is cleaning his ass with his toothbrush. There’s a pic with the head of the toothbrush in his mouth, but I left it out for privacy purposes.

This isn’t *the* photo of him fucking a hole in the dirt, but it’s from around that time.

I guess we made him stick the straw from his coffee drink up his ass? I don’t even remember this.

Not until when I recently combed through our email had I realized that we’ve made him stick so many things up his own ass.

Here he is in his recycling bin… in his birthday suit!

I’m not sure what that is. A shaven piece of cucumber? Any guesses, readers?

Haha, it’s #1 loser playing in the trash again.

HAHAHA. I also don’t remember this one. I (Alexa) did enjoy making guys pour sticky liquids onto themselves as an adhesive at one point. I would guess that it’s honey and cheerios, but the liquid doesn’t look viscous enough. Maybe Celeste would remember, but she’s in the other room as I write this post.

Celeste likes making losers do things with peanut butter. I think that she had one guy fuck a peanut butter jar and he really enjoyed himself, so the concept stuck.

These are holes that he dug in the ground to fuck.

Last Earth-fucking picture that I could find. I wonder whether it’s the last hole that he has fucked since then.

There are other pictures that I would upload and show you guys, but they show parts of Leslie’s face and I’m not sure how much he wants this side of himself to be revealed to the world. Seems like he may actually have a reputation to lose, unlike some of you jerkoffs.

He usually calls for instructed self-abasement when he is drunk and at an emotional low, so we’re not sure how soon he is going to call again. It’s inevitable, though. If he checks on our site frequently (since he does know about it), maybe seeing this post will make him remember all of the good times and call again pronto. Come on, Leslie! You’re falling behind in the ranks!