Chris (pics)

This is Chris. He’s obviously a loser and he was down for whatever we wanted him to do, but he was in a hotel room so we didn’t have much to work with. We had a great time, though.

Fun fact: Alexa loves watching losers give themselves swirlies.

Can you tell that his face and hair are all wet? It’s from the loser swirly.
He’s a disgusting toilet mouth.

He did an excellent job at twerking. We didn’t even ask. Seemed like he had already had a lot of practice.
He says that it’s not a big deal to lick toilets and drink their water because they’re actually sterile. Haha.

Alexa isn’t in any of these because our wireless Logitech keyboard doesn’t seem to have a screenshot button… she was leaning out of the shot to reach the screenshot button on the other keyboard.

He’s such a big, gay bitch.
He’ll suck cock on webcam for us one of these days. Nice panties, by the way.
That’s toilet water that he’s drinking. He says, “it’s actually sterile.” We say, “PUKE!
See? He’s scooping water from the toilet. We were not lying to you.
Him twerking in front of his open hotel window. It was dark outside so he definitely would have been completely exposed, had someone actually walked by.

Encouraging jerkoffs to publicly humiliate themselves is so much fun. Reminds me (Alexa) of the one time when one of our callers (not Chris) jizzed on the hood of his neighbor’s car for us on Skype. It was the middle of the night and he was butt naked. Last time he did a session with us, he actually came while humping the floor of a public spa while we talked shit the whole time. Seriously, so fucking funny. We’ve watched guys do risky stuff in their neighborhoods, from a balcony, a car garage, an apartment lobby, the movie theatre… we are becoming tough to impress.

Anyways, those were the only pictures that we took of Chris that night. He was easy to humiliate (and docile, too). We wanted him to soak a pair of panties in a cup full of piss (so he could wring them out into his mouth), but he had trouble pissing with his cock so erect. Then he ran out of money. There’s always next time!