Unnamed Jerkoff (video)

This is another humiliation junkie we talk to every once in a while. He’s done a few gross things for us, such as licking the carpet; giving himself a swirly; cumming in his beer and then chugging it. He spends much of his spare time masturbating to girls he met in high school or college, ones who have probably forgotten all about him by now. Keep dreaming, though, loser, so we can continue to capitalize on your pitiful sex life.

We need to make a SnapChat now so we can send this video to one of the girls he jerks his cock to. He gave us her username in a fervor of horny foolishness.

Sorry, we know that the video got taken down. We are looking for a new host that accepts inappropriate content.

Good job, loser! That is the second swirly that he has ever done for us.

We have more dirt on him that we will publish when we’re a little less busy.