Okay, so in the last blog post I wrote that Sissy Slut was the most disgusting loser to have ever appeared on our blog, and that was true up until ten seconds ago when I realized that I have these screenshots of Ben Holland from when he ate dog shit for us yesterday. He picked it up from the ground when he was at a dog park. He said that the owner of the dog whose shit that he picked up actually thanked him. Haha. He then took it back home, wrapped it in a paper towel, put it in the freezer, and then called us the next day while it was thawing out. We got tired of waiting and told him to stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds, which made it very smelly and piping hot. Then he ate it for us on webcam. He was cringing and shuddering with what looked like pure disgust. We also made him rub the paper towel on his face, on the pillow that he sleeps with at night, and we had him stick pieces of it into his nostrils too.
The thing is, though, that we aren’t absolutely positive that it was real dog shit. He seemed genuinely traumatized when he ate it, but maybe he was putting on an act. He sent us a copy of his W-2 and his boss’s information, though, so he has to do it for us again or else we are going to hold him accountable and contact his boss. This time, he needs to take a video of himself picking the shit up from the dog park – I want a nice closeup of it so I can be sure that it is the same turd that will be going into his mouth on webcam.
Here are the screenshots that I took. Do you guys think that those stains look like they came from real dog shit? I wish that I had taken screenshots of him eating the actual turd.
I forgot to mention that this loser paid our rent last month, so he gets extra points for being pathetic. He’s going to continue to pay our rent and our bills, too, or else. Oh, and he’s not allowed to make “cummies” (with his hitachi magic wand because he has a baby dick) without our permission, and even if he has permission, to do so will cost him one thousand dollars per princess.