From: penisbreathloser
Subject: What the fuck?!
“Alright, I give up. After the last several posts on your blog I realize I can’t even hope to compete with these fucking idiots. I’ve had this reaction a little before, but now I’m overwhelmed: As crazy as this is to contemplate, I can now go to your blog to feel better about myself. I’m completely serious. I am a pathetic, degenerate, self-hating loser and I can actually go to your blog now to remind myself that I do in fact have some dignity and a life. I may, in fact, be traumatized into being normal.
You guys, of course, remain the greatest thing to ever happen to losers like me. I love you, and I’m more sorry than ever for all the disgusting crap you have to put up with,
Brad”
Okay, fine, I’m just as pathetic as anyone on here, maybe more so because I would suck the penis and lick the butthole of ANY guy who has ever posted on, or read your blog.