I met a new loser today. I didn’t catch his name but he’s a virgin and has trouble getting his tiny widdle dick hard because he jerks off around 3-4 times a day (it was his fifth time jerking that day during his session with me). He tried losing his virginity to a prostitute, but he just couldn’t get it up so he ended up jerking off and cumming onto her stomach. He can’t find condoms small enough to fit him, either.
He says that he can cum soft, but usually just a few droplets come out. I commented on how I couldn’t see his balls and he confirmed that they’re very small – basically invisible. I couldn’t see them at all during our fairly long session. His cocklette is so tiny that when it’s soft it’s hard to see. He has to sit down to take a piss. He’s tried buying fake pussy toys (since he is 100% hopeless and will never get the real thing), but he was too small for any of them, so he is stuck with his fingers.
He loves big dick and getting pissed on. We were talking about him finding a dom guy in his town so he can get treated like a little bitch and suck dick on cam for me. I look forward to laughing at him more in the future!
“Alright, I give up. After the last several posts on your blog I realize I can’t even hope to compete with these fucking idiots. I’ve had this reaction a little before, but now I’m overwhelmed: As crazy as this is to contemplate, I can now go to your blog to feel better about myself. I’m completely serious. I am a pathetic, degenerate, self-hating loser and I can actually go to your blog now to remind myself that I do in fact have some dignity and a life. I may, in fact, be traumatized into being normal.
You guys, of course, remain the greatest thing to ever happen to losers like me. I love you, and I’m more sorry than ever for all the disgusting crap you have to put up with,
Okay, so in the last blog post I wrote that Sissy Slut was the most disgusting loser to have ever appeared on our blog, and that was true up until ten seconds ago when I realized that I have these screenshots of Ben Holland from when he ate dog shit for us yesterday. He picked it up from the ground when he was at a dog park. He said that the owner of the dog whose shit that he picked up actually thanked him. Haha. He then took it back home, wrapped it in a paper towel, put it in the freezer, and then called us the next day while it was thawing out. We got tired of waiting and told him to stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds, which made it very smelly and piping hot. Then he ate it for us on webcam. He was cringing and shuddering with what looked like pure disgust. We also made him rub the paper towel on his face, on the pillow that he sleeps with at night, and we had him stick pieces of it into his nostrils too.
The thing is, though, that we aren’t absolutely positive that it was real dog shit. He seemed genuinely traumatized when he ate it, but maybe he was putting on an act. He sent us a copy of his W-2 and his boss’s information, though, so he has to do it for us again or else we are going to hold him accountable and contact his boss. This time, he needs to take a video of himself picking the shit up from the dog park – I want a nice closeup of it so I can be sure that it is the same turd that will be going into his mouth on webcam.
Here are the screenshots that I took. Do you guys think that those stains look like they came from real dog shit? I wish that I had taken screenshots of him eating the actual turd.
I forgot to mention that this loser paid our rent last month, so he gets extra points for being pathetic. He’s going to continue to pay our rent and our bills, too, or else. Oh, and he’s not allowed to make “cummies” (with his hitachi magic wand because he has a baby dick) without our permission, and even if he has permission, to do so will cost him one thousand dollars per princess.
He ended up chickening out because he’s still afraid to suck cock, but I bet that we’ll get him to suck dick for us eventually. He said that he hasn’t had sex in ages, he can’t get hard unless he’s being humiliated, and that it’s likely that he’ll end up in chastity.
Hey everyone, this is Ant. He’s been a customer of ours for years. He has a small dick and loves being humiliated and degraded for it. He sucks a lot of dick and his wife has no clue. We asked him where he goes to find his cock – he told us that he finds the guys on Grindr and invites them over to his house while his wife is at work!
One time, he called us while he was wearing a tutu out in his backyard in the middle of the night. He ventured out further into his neighborhood and then ended up shooting his load on the hood of a neighbor’s car.
Another time, he called us while he was in a sauna, presumably a sauna where he sucks a lot of cock. He humped the floor of the bathroom while we laughed at him. He humps the floor/furniture for us every time he calls and it does not take long for him to get off.
I asked him if he got those tattoos when he was younger to hide that he has a little dick and he said yes. Overcompensation much? Anyways, he wanted us to post these pictures on the site so you can all know how much of a faggot he is.
The fat cunt is clearly up cock-blocking me. If I can quickly get drunk enough to not give a fuck I’ll call you anyway. Otherwise I’ll cry myself to sleep thinking about the way I’m controlled by a fat, deformed, smelly cow with facial hair and grossly large skin tags.
PLEASE – IF YOU WANT A TRIBUTE TO READ MY EMAILS, TELL ME, BECAUSE I REALLY NEED TO VENT RIGHT NOW!!!!!
I was trying very hard to be understanding, respectful and even attracted to her. But despite MULTIPLE conversations (and you know that I gnerally have shied heavily away from direct confrontation, but haven’t been able to take it anymore), she’s still not getting her skin tags removed and not showering regularly. Oh, she went through a brief period where, solely to humor me, she showered 3 times a week. Yay. But that quickly degenerated and then disappeared. And the SKIN TAGS!!!! After multiple subtle, then slowly less subtle hints over the course of a few years, I finally recently said point blank that she really needed to have them removed. She was indignant that I appeared to be bothered by them and said she didn’t see what the big deal is. I pointed out as delicately as I could that the ones that could be seen publicly at least . . . would probably draw some attention. She just scoffed. Ladies: When she wears a swimsuit or sleeveless top (which she does WAY too often – talk about lack of self-awareness), she has this enormous role of fat that’s pushed out, right under her arm, goes all the way from front to back. In and of itself this fucking role is disgusting. Enough to make someone turn their head and cringe. And now she has a fucking thick, centimeter long skin tag right in the middle of it.
And we’re not even talking about the other public ones (a couple on her face now, even), let alone the row of them in the sweaty, nasty, smelly area between her boobs and her top stomach roll, or the fucking two that stand like the Pillars of Fucking Hercules on both of her inner thighs, “guarding” the entrance to that vile swamp no normal person would seek to visit in the first place.
Look: Even if we just absolve her of her obesity; say, nope, not her fault at all, just unfortunate genes and there’s nothing she can do about it (and damn you who would suggest that abject laziness and troughs of sour cream might contribute to the problem), damn: Fucking bathing and removing hideous, witch-looking deformities is clearly not too much to ask of a woman. Especially when she’s so fucking disgusting her body is not recognizable as a female-human in the first place. LEAST she could fucking do. FUCK.
So, we’re back as always to me NEEDING you to publicly humiliate her and I to have any kind of sexual arousal. Have fun.
This guy’s wife has no idea that he crossdresses and gets off to being humiliated about how he is way more into cock than he’s into pussy. He goes to steam rooms often to get gang banged by random men. He likes having pics taken of him and being exposed for the faggot that he is and that’s why he is here on our blog now. Lol!
Here’s a video of him stuffing his sissy loser ass with a dildo. He’s thinking of making another video where he’s showing his face so the world can know how pathetic he is. We suggested that he makes a video showing himself licking a truck stop toilet clean (since he enjoys doing that).. fingers crossed!