Author: Sexy Princesses

Pig

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Pig

// Pig number one is Annabeth. She is Brad’s morbidly obese wife and is known to finish entire trays of chocolate brownies at once. Not to mention entire bags of candy as well. She was always pretty huge, but now shes bigger than ever “She always had a big fat ass and a big stomach”-Brad. Apparently she smells horrendous too. It’s really hard to describe how she smells since there is nothing like it. She barely even showers to boot! As of this moment she has showered once in the last 9 days. Phew! Brad is at the point again where he can smell his own wife from several feet away. A true pig. The second picture is just a pig pretty much. Please leave your vote down in the comment section below.

Brad is an unbelievably huge faggot. There are countless stories that Brad has told us about all of the gay shit that he has done. Brad is an overtly nasty freak and has a small cock, so naturally he likes to dress up like a little sissy bitch in lingerie outfits and do obscene things like lick “other men’s hairy butt holes.” He has even said time and time again how much he loves licking men’s butt holes (hairy is the best). It is one of his FAVORITE things to do. He also loves getting his ass fucked. I mean, all of this isn’t THAT original, considering how many faggoty fucking sissy bitches talk to us, but what is funny about Brad is a. how much he has done it, b. how much he LOVES it c. how gross he can get. Brad acts like a-… (Celeste was writing this blog post but then another faggot cocksucker called so Alexa is taking over for now).

Brad doesn’t just like men – he likes unattractive, old, hairy, smelly-looking sissies who resemble himself. I think that he gets off to other disgusting sissies like him because he knows that those are the only people he deserves to be with. He is totally undesirable physically. The fact that literally no woman wants him is a testament to that. Brad is one of the biggest faggots who calls us. I recall him talking about how he would love to drink any man’s piss, and yes, he loves licking buttholes too. He drinks his own piss when he is drunk because he does not like making trips to the restroom. Sometimes we can hear him chugging it out of his used beer bottle. Disgusting, right?

He sounds like a faggot, too. His voice is hilarious – it is quite high in pitch compared to most other males’ voices. He sounds so weak and feminine, like he would readily submit if a large man whipped his cock out of his jeans and mounted him. He would probably just whimper and get ready to take it. Actually, I know that for a fact, he is that huge of a faggot. He would allow himself to be brutalized and ravaged (and love every second of it).

He likes to crossdress – stockings, heels, bras, panties, stuff like that. Go figure, right? He throws his lingerie out sometimes out of fear of being caught, though (as if it’s not totally apparent what he is). Stop trying to hide your real sexuality, Brad. Everyone knows already. Just give up. No one calls you out on it because they just don’t give a shit. Haha.

Brad also has a wife whose vagina stinks so much that he has to spray Febreeze on the couch after she has been sitting on it. Needless to say, he’s extremely embarrassed by her.

Hot video, right? He was jacking off to sissies, of course. Really gross and middle-aged ones, he said.

This is another humiliation junkie we talk to every once in a while. He’s done a few gross things for us, such as licking the carpet; giving himself a swirly; cumming in his beer and then chugging it. He spends much of his spare time masturbating to girls he met in high school or college, ones who have probably forgotten all about him by now. Keep dreaming, though, loser, so we can continue to capitalize on your pitiful sex life.

We need to make a SnapChat now so we can send this video to one of the girls he jerks his cock to. He gave us her username in a fervor of horny foolishness.

Sorry, we know that the video got taken down. We are looking for a new host that accepts inappropriate content.

Good job, loser! That is the second swirly that he has ever done for us.

We have more dirt on him that we will publish when we’re a little less busy.

We have a NiteFlirt caller named Diaper Dave – he is one of our favorite regulars. Although his name is Diaper Dave, he doesn’t wear actual diapers. They are plastic pants. He tends to correct us when we refer to his plastic pants as diapers.
He has a meek and unassuming demeanor, which makes him fun to play with. He doesn’t tell us how to dominate him and doesn’t top from the bottom. Even though wearing plastic pants is specifically his own fetish (he likes the texture and feel), he lets us play around and exercise our creativity.
When we connect on Skype he’s typically seated in a wooden chair, equipped with a select few food items: Cool Whip, an egg, honey, and a gag (which looks like it was fashioned with plastic pants material and a piece of string). He ran out of Cool Whip (and is concerningly low on honey), though, so hopefully he picks some up from the grocery store soon. He usually greets us with his face on camera before we tell him to tilt the webcam down so we can see his plastic pants, which he keeps closed tightly with his belt. We tell him to unbuckle his belt so the fun can begin.
­­­Our favorite way to start is by ordering him to stand up and turn around so he can generously drizzle sticky honey all over his butt crack inside of his plastic pants. We like to make him use honey first because it is very sticky, viscous, and probably tough to wash off, especially from hairy areas. Next is the canister of Cool Whip (if he has it). So creamy, fluffy and scrumptious! We baby talk and laugh while he dances around in discomfort from the wet, sticky mess on his butt. When we’re satisfied with the amount he has poured, we tell him to sit down, which he is always dramatic about. He cries aloud when his bum makes contact with the chair, visibly distressed, like someone just poured cold water on him. It’s hilarious how he does it every time.
We continue to make him squirt honey down the front side of his plastic pants, which is always moist already from precum dripping from his penis. He says that he precums a lot. After the honey, we make him crack the (raw) egg and pour it in there, too. He seems to have an aversion to the cold, slimy, gooey feeling the egg has. The Cool Whip comes last, since whipped cream always goes on top when you’re making dessert! He then begins to incorporate the ingredients by squishing them around on his penis through his plastic pants.

We tell him to put his gag on at some point during this whole process so he can shut up, since he makes a lot of noise when we instruct him to do these things. We laugh at and mock his muffled cries and protests. It isn’t long until we ask him to take it back off, though, and place it inside of his plastic pants for safe keeping. Wouldn’t want him to lose it! We then gently coax him to squish his cock around so it mixes with the gag and the delicious pantry ingredients.

When we are sure that the gag is liberally coated with egg, honey, and Cool Whip, we tell him sternly to put it back on. If he is a good boy, he puts it back on, but never without some whining, pleading, and/or moans of protest. If he is a bad boy, he cums in his plastic pants with his gag still in there. Lately, he has been a very bad boy. He has cum on multiple different occasions with his gag still inside of his plastic pants when we clearly wanted him to put it back over his mouth, so we have been brainstorming up a suitable punishment for him. We were thinking of making him put the cummy gag on anyways, making him stick extra eggs down his plastic pants the next time, or having him hit himself in the balls repeatedly. We have been having a tough time settling on a definite punishment.

Steve is back and feeling sluttier than ever. We are trying to encourage him to take an Uber to the adult sex shop to grab some makeup and a toy while we are on Skype with him. He tends to be all over the place when he calls us, though, so it can be hard to get him to focus on one task at a time.

We also want to get him to go to CVS so he can print out a lingerie-clad picture of himself to stick into his next door neighbor’s mailbox. So many exciting plans.

Here’s his email, incase anyone wants to send him emails of admiration: [email protected]

Here are some pics for now – we have more to come soon!

Rick can’t get a girlfriend! He says that he is too ugly to get one. The only way he can get off is by calling cam girls. He looks like a pale, loser shut-in and was jerking his cock off furiously when he called.
In fact, Rick hasn’t had a girlfriend in 10 whole years! Wow, talk about embarrassing.
No wonder he has to jerk off all of the time.
I doubt Rick remembers how to have a conversation with a girl. I bet he wouldn’t even be able to keep his dick up with a girl because he jerks off so much. Being such a limpdick, we’re sure that it would be a humiliating experience.

I wrote this on notepad, but I forget the session that this is from: We talked to David today – he is a faggot and he wants to suck cock for us on cam.

He definitely mentioned that he wanted to be on our site. Not sure whether we took any screenshots of him. David, you’d better follow through and suck cock for us.

This is Leslie. He has wanted to be our #1 loser for a long time, but his calls are intermittent so he has a tough time maintaining that status. We’ve had him to complete an array of humiliating tasks for us, though. We’ve had him take pictures inside of his gross driveway trash can, we’ve had him fuck a hole he made in the dirt, piss off of his balcony… lots of fun times with Leslie.

It’s time for a swirly! Yay!

That’s him with his piss-soaked panties resting atop his idiotic face.

We told him to write Sexy Princesses (as well as other things) on himself with a marker. We’re pretty sure that we also gave him phrases to repeat verbally in the video, but this ended up being the shitty end result. Oh well. Whatever.

This is him pissing the panties that were resting atop his face in the earlier video. It’s really dark – Leslie clearly isn’t technologically-inclined. We’ll take what we can get, though. Can you see the stream and hear the trickling?

Here are some old ones that I dug up:

There are other pictures that I would upload and show you guys, but they show parts of Leslie’s face and I’m not sure how much he wants this side of himself to be revealed to the world. Seems like he may actually have a reputation to lose, unlike some of you jerkoffs.

He usually calls for instructed self-abasement when he is drunk and at an emotional low, so we’re not sure how soon he is going to call again. It’s inevitable, though. If he checks on our site frequently (since he does know about it), maybe seeing this post will make him remember all of the good times and call again pronto. Come on, Leslie! You’re falling behind in the ranks!

This is Chris. He’s obviously a loser and he was down for whatever we wanted him to do, but he was in a hotel room so we didn’t have much to work with. We had a great time, though.

Fun fact: Alexa loves watching losers give themselves swirlies.

Alexa isn’t in any of these because our wireless Logitech keyboard doesn’t seem to have a screenshot button… she was leaning out of the shot to reach the screenshot button on the other keyboard.

Encouraging jerkoffs to publicly humiliate themselves is so much fun. Reminds me (Alexa) of the one time when one of our callers (not Chris) jizzed on the hood of his neighbor’s car for us on Skype. It was the middle of the night and he was butt naked. Last time he did a session with us, he actually came while humping the floor of a public spa while we talked shit the whole time. Seriously, so fucking funny. We’ve watched guys do risky stuff in their neighborhoods, from a balcony, a car garage, an apartment lobby, the movie theatre… we are becoming tough to impress.

Anyways, those were the only pictures that we took of Chris that night. He was easy to humiliate (and docile, too). We wanted him to soak a pair of panties in a cup full of piss (so he could wring them out into his mouth), but he had trouble pissing with his cock so erect. Then he ran out of money. There’s always next time!