We talk to Phil Rowlands pretty regularly, but a number of our sessions with him for the past few months have been spent logging into his Tinder and screwing up his chances with women. Recently, though, he bought a cheerleader outfit and glittery nailpolish so I (Alexa) had him take some HOT pictures in it for you perverts to see!
By the way, his phone number is +64 0275093183 (he’s in New Zealand). Feel free to text him and let him know that you enjoyed his blog post. 🙂
I’m currently waiting for Brad to send me a video of himself wiping his ass with a printed out picture of Annabeth. I proposed the idea to him and he loved it – he wants to do it, but she’s still awake so he’s afraid of getting caught.
So far, I would say that Brad is the most prolific contributor to our blog. Here are a couple more videos of him being super pathetic (as usual).
I don’t understand why the hell GoDaddy/wordpress are not allowing me to embed these as videos that you can watch on the page (ridiculous), so here are the links:
http://www.xvideos.com/video51822585/brad_failing_the_toilet_paper_roll_test
http://www.xvideos.com/video51822467/brad_fucking_his_ass_so_hard_that_he_squirts
Rick already has a post dedicated to his sad, loser, jerk off life but wants yet ANOTHER post highlighting how lame and pathetic he is. His first post was on March 10, 2019 if you want to check it out.
Yes, he is still jerking off plenty. I know, you are so shocked. He absolutely loves jacking it to cam girls (since he can’t get a girlfriend and hasn’t in 10 years). Apparently, Rick has been beating off to our website a lot too. He beats off to all of the pictures. So yes, he is in fact masturbating to you if you are on here! LOL, you are jack off material for Rick.
So, loser Cody has been serving us for a while. He has done some pretty stupid shit for us and is quite docile. We recently just got him into sucking a dildo and taking it in his ass. We own Cody and he is enslaved to us – there is no turning back. He doesn’t have a choice at this point. Oh well. Not like his life was important anyways.
Slave Cody is also going to be put into chastity. Hopefully we can arrange something to where he is stuck in there for a long time! It is going to be his first time in chastity so we are ready to make him suffer and discipline him.. stupid little bitch.
Pig
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Pig
// Pig number one is Annabeth. She is Brad’s morbidly obese wife and is known to finish entire trays of chocolate brownies at once. Not to mention entire bags of candy as well. She was always pretty huge, but now shes bigger than ever “She always had a big fat ass and a big stomach”-Brad. Apparently she smells horrendous too. It’s really hard to describe how she smells since there is nothing like it. She barely even showers to boot! As of this moment she has showered once in the last 9 days. Phew! Brad is at the point again where he can smell his own wife from several feet away. A true pig. The second picture is just a pig pretty much. Please leave your vote down in the comment section below.
Brad is an unbelievably huge faggot. There are countless stories that Brad has told us about all of the gay shit that he has done. Brad is an overtly nasty freak and has a small cock, so naturally he likes to dress up like a little sissy bitch in lingerie outfits and do obscene things like lick “other men’s hairy butt holes.” He has even said time and time again how much he loves licking men’s butt holes (hairy is the best). It is one of his FAVORITE things to do. He also loves getting his ass fucked. I mean, all of this isn’t THAT original, considering how many faggoty fucking sissy bitches talk to us, but what is funny about Brad is a. how much he has done it, b. how much he LOVES it c. how gross he can get. Brad acts like a-… (Celeste was writing this blog post but then another faggot cocksucker called so Alexa is taking over for now).
Brad doesn’t just like men – he likes unattractive, old, hairy, smelly-looking sissies who resemble himself. I think that he gets off to other disgusting sissies like him because he knows that those are the only people he deserves to be with. He is totally undesirable physically. The fact that literally no woman wants him is a testament to that. Brad is one of the biggest faggots who calls us. I recall him talking about how he would love to drink any man’s piss, and yes, he loves licking buttholes too. He drinks his own piss when he is drunk because he does not like making trips to the restroom. Sometimes we can hear him chugging it out of his used beer bottle. Disgusting, right?
He sounds like a faggot, too. His voice is hilarious – it is quite high in pitch compared to most other males’ voices. He sounds so weak and feminine, like he would readily submit if a large man whipped his cock out of his jeans and mounted him. He would probably just whimper and get ready to take it. Actually, I know that for a fact, he is that huge of a faggot. He would allow himself to be brutalized and ravaged (and love every second of it).
He likes to crossdress – stockings, heels, bras, panties, stuff like that. Go figure, right? He throws his lingerie out sometimes out of fear of being caught, though (as if it’s not totally apparent what he is). Stop trying to hide your real sexuality, Brad. Everyone knows already. Just give up. No one calls you out on it because they just don’t give a shit. Haha.
Brad also has a wife whose vagina stinks so much that he has to spray Febreeze on the couch after she has been sitting on it. Needless to say, he’s extremely embarrassed by her.
Hot video, right? He was jacking off to sissies, of course. Really gross and middle-aged ones, he said.
